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WHEN THE LAST LEAF FALLS OFF THE TREE I KNOW FOR SURE SPRING IS OVER

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THERE ARE LESS PEOPLE ALL THE TIME WHO PLAY THE ROLE OF THE WOMAN

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DO YOU TOO TRY AND SOLVE THE ENVIRONMENTAL PROBLEMS WHILE YOU SIT ON THE TOILET

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WHILE WAITING IN THE QUEUE IN THE SUPERMARKET HE LOOKED INTO MY SHOPPING CAR AND I ASKED HIM FOR DINNER

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FOR YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE PLEASE REPORT IN THREEFOLD TO COUNTER 17

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ARE THE GERMANS HAPPY NOW OR ARE THEY REBUILDING THE WALL

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THEY DIDN'T MAKE RAINCOATS TO MAKE YOU STAY INSIDE

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I WISH I WAS AS CRAZY AS EVERYBODY SAYS I AM

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LOESJE POLICY / DIGGING OUT OSTRICHES

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IT IS NOT DIFFICULT TO SAY "GOOD MORNING" WHEN YOU GET ON THE BUS

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